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Jose Aldo reportedly injured again; Punk’d on Ricardo Mayorga twitter

By Zach Arnold | May 23, 2011

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Chad Mendes is not a happy man tonight and for good reason.

When we’re wrong, we’re wrong

And we owe Mr. Mayorga a retraction and public apology for this. Reason: When other fighters (and a certain promoter) responded to the Tweets in kind, due diligence was ignored. Bad mistake and we are sorry to all parties involved.

Ricardo Mayorga is not a happy man… and he wants you to know all about it in only the way he can communicate, which is not exactly commendable. because Kid Nate says it’s a fake Twitter account saying the following as if it is him:

MMA putos challenge cripples like Lacy and Hippos like Toney- i will end the debate with my right fist. If not Diaz, I want that chubby BJ. MMA was created by homosexuals who were looking for an excuse to rollover and mount each other and call it fighting. Boxeo is for real men. I grew up with gangs in streets of Managua- we fought with fists, knifes and machetes but never rolled around with men – that is gay.

That fat bald puto doesn’t want me to come and take his livelihood away. He deals with old hippos like Toney. I have scars from battle – women give birth to real men in nicaragua. After I splatter him, I will put a hawaiin dress on that maricon and make him to the hula hula dance- he’s no match for me. I encourage u all to see the video of me pimp slapping and knocking out Din Thomas – I am finished with you MMA maricons now. Look at my tweets or go to YouTube , his manager told my compa that he was so scared that he cried like a woman later.

Real men fight- maricons roll on ground and wrestle. Boxeo is número UNO! Tell BJ to box me- after I KO him, I will put him not in a body bag but in a condom so he can think that’s where he shud have stayed.

If MMA is so tough why is this bitch Nick Diaz fighting Lacy. My crippled grandmother would KO Lacy! BOXEO = NUMERO UNO! I had a good run 5 miles. Now Im going to slap a chicken and make it give me fresh eggs. should i call it Nick Diaz or BJ? I smacked this pollo so that it could lay some eggs but it s*** itself. so i will name it Din Thomas the next slaughter i call diaz or bj.

In boxeo- 46 yr old legend can be campeon- in MMA Coture mounts a fat hippo Toney and claims greatness. MMA is for dumb maricons.

I am ready. I have company in Managua which will supply free body bags. this is easy, I will even smoke cigar when they announce me.

BJ, you want to box with me or you are another MMA maricon who wants to roll around with other sweaty maricons? after I KO you, I will put a hawaiin dress on u fatty and make u do hula hula dance- remember Im a real fighter puto.

My compa just tell me that that maricon nick Diaz pissed himself and withdrew from boxing with a shot bum Lacy. I’d have killed this puto. Change of heart? He needs a change of sex- maricon! After I challenge him, this puto runs away from boxing.

Dana White, this bald puto wont say a word-i am not a fat hippo like Toney. He says smthn he will get slapped. baldie is smart. I hear all these MMA girls serve that bald puto Dana White he is a nobody- I’m a real man. Tapout is good name- after I hit this maricons, they tapout- boxeo has no tap out- we are warriors not maricons.

BJ, he is not man enough to step in the ring with me. ill kick your gordo culo chubby, ask ur daddy Dana White to let you in the ring with me. in 2 minutes, i will show u what i do. i give u payday. in ur sport that bald puto takes your $ and gives u change. you are a nobody I am the campeon maricon. After I kick you I will be confused where to kick you because your face looks like a gordo culo. step up and get in the ring. Toney is a fat hippo like this maricon BJ. Ask him to fight me in the ring. NO GLOVES. I give him a big payday. Like he did with that bum from Jersey. This fat maricon is shot. he is a nobody. I am the campeon. This fatty doesnt have the courage to fight me, boxing donated a fat hippo toney to ufc- now return favor- i want BJ.

I am finish with these maricons, first that fake latina NIck Diaz, now this fat puto BJ- these are cowards who dont want to fight a real man! Boxing gave UFC a FAT HIPPO- Toney, Now I want a FAT HIPPO back. Give me this gordo maricon BJ Penn, Its a fair deal. what happened to BJ Penn? that fat tub of shit ran away like that other pendejo NIck. Come to my world and fight me like a man maricon. In a street fight only homosexuals crawl and mount each other and roll on top of each other. Real Man knocks the puto out. fight like a man. BOXEO numero UNO MARICON! remember this pendejo. u punks growing up in america shouldnt talk street fights with a kid from Managua. MMA maricons want to fight with hippos like Toney. Give me that chubby hippo BJ Penn and I’ll slaughter him. If BJ Penn wants to fight, I pay for his testicle implant and his funeral. this is boxeo maricon! numero uno VIVA NICARAGUA! these guys are pendejos. they fight like maricons and that bald puto Dana White takes their money. if they want to fight like a man, lets go.

Jenna Jameson, I am see a movie of you- that fat puto Ron Jermy give it to u nice.

MMA is for fags and maricons who can’t box or fight like a man- they are homo who want to roll on ground wearing panties. I repeat- world of boxing donated MMA a fat hippo named toney- time to pay back- give me fatty BJ Penn. If I don’t knock him out cold in 2 minutes, him and that bald puto Dana can keep all the money. I grew up fighting in the streets of Managua, we fought with machetes or fists like real men- not rolling around mounting men like fags. I know puto” they will beg me to spare their lives. U maricons have no idea where I come from.

Nick Diaz bitched out of a fight with a crippled shot bum- I’d have probably killed him in a boxing match. And that mas puto el gordo maricon BJ – once I hit him in the stomach he will vomit all the pigs he consumes. MMA is a like gay porn- fight me like man puto, real man- I challenge BJ the Bloated Pig to box me- I will kill him in 2 min. I am sick and tired of you maricons- ask BJ the fat pig to box me or that puto Diaz who is a disgrace to Latinos.

I hope your IQ didn’t drop by 10 points after reading this. Most assuredly, I do not endorse or support any of the language he used there. Idiotic.

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26 Responses to “Jose Aldo reportedly injured again; Punk’d on Ricardo Mayorga twitter”

  1. Nottheface says:

    Let me translate: “I’m broke and need a payday bad”.

    Between the press that Diaz’s potential pugilistica adventure got and Dana giving Toney $500k to get embarrassed I bet we’ll get a bunch of fighters trying to play the boxing vs mma game to collect a purse.

    Also, as repugnant as Ricardo’s language was I bet it worked and we’ll soon see a bunch of MMA defenders springing up on the message boards clamoring for someone to teach him a lesson in BJJ.

  2. David M says:

    Mayorga would be awesome in MMA. I really would like to see him in the cage; he has one of the greatest fight personalities I’ve ever seen. I legitimately would love to see him fight BJ Penn.

  3. Nepal says:

    Somehow I’m not surprised Aldo has had knee problems.

    I remember he did the forward flip with a twist off the top of the octagon after he beat Faber. That was pretty stupid.

  4. Fluyid says:

    My vote would be for the media to collectively ignore Mayorga. His trash talk is at the same level as some of the guys I went to 7th grade with. I mean that literally and not necessarily as an insult to the guy.

    • Mark says:

      I agree, except “After I KO him, I will put him not in a body bag but in a condom so he can think that’s where he shud have stayed.” is an awesome line that deserves to be a meme up there with “I’ll break his back, f— his a–, and make him humble.”

  5. klown says:

    Zach, is it really necessary to dignify this garbage with such an extensive transcript? Surely a one-line excerpt or two would have sufficed?

    • Mark says:

      The excessive, over-the-top, never ending feel of it was what made it amusing. He’s like boxing’s Iron Sheik, where if he starts ranting he’s going to repeat himself for 5 straight minutes and nearly everything will be a gay taunt because they’re not very witty.

  6. Chris says:

    Zach,

    That was a great and I damn near spit my coffe out while reading it. Thank you sir.

  7. Ergface says:

    Since when does Mayorga know English? He can barely express himself in Spanish, and judging from his last disclosed contract payday he is not literate either.

  8. Wonderjudas says:

    I laughed HARD. But, for me at least, Mayorga did spark interest in two potential MMA fights.

    I do believe that BJ would be motivated for a fight like this, which would lead to interesting action.

    Here’s a thought for the proposed Diaz fight: how about having both of them coach The Ultimate Fighter? Mayorga coaches boxers, Diaz coaches MMA players. Can you imagine, over the many weeks that the show lasts, how much advancement we would see in the art of trash talking? I think the ratings would benefit and that the media attention would be as high as it’s ever been for the show. Although I can also imagine a couple of possible drawbacks to having these two representing a sport or an organization for so many weeks with so much airtime… Would be fun, might be a horrible idea.

  9. The Gaijin says:

    What an idiot…Jenna Jameson was never in a movie with Ron Jeremy!

    • The Gaijin says:

      But seriously, what a sad, sad moron. I hope no one pays any attention to this over-the-hill goofball.

      As nottheface so kindly summarized, this is clearly an attempt to make noise and hope they will try to “shut him up” (aka he’ll score a payday). Seems a little odd because he’d gotten a fight with Cotto this year and was rumoured to be a possible opponent for Saul Alvarez, so it’s not like he’s totally out of work…guess he was getting pretty lowball purses?

      And am I smoking something or wtf is he talking about him pimp slapping Din Thomas? – I thought that fight never happened.

  10. Mark says:

    After all the flack the Couture/Toney fight took as being a farce that left fans angry, would UFC ever entertain the idea of a boxer with no grappling fight again? (outside of a superstar level boxer like Pacquiao or Mayweather, that wouldn’t happen but naturally nobody would turn down.)

    I felt like that was kind of the UFC “Here, we proved our point, boxing” moment that isn’t something they’d do again unless it was a really huge name fighter. And Mayorga isn’t at that level. If he gets taken down and subbed, nobody cares. If he KOs Penn, then one of the biggest stars in the UFC just got KOed by a g.

    • Mark says:

      That should be “by a guy nobody cares about.”

    • 45 Huddle says:

      If a high level boxer is willing to take MMA seriously and sign a long term deal to make a real push at the belt… That is the only thing I’m interested for the MMA/Boxing angle.

      And I have no interest in seeing MMA guys going to boxing either.

    • The Gaijin says:

      If I read that gibberish [Mayorga’s] correctly, he’s not trying to get an mma fight Mark, after all that stuff is “like gay porn” maricon, he’s challenging Diaz and BJ Penn to boxeo. I guess he thinks if they’ll let Diaz crossover for a boxing match with a “shot bum” like Lacy, they’ll bend over backwards to let them fight a real man/fighter like Mayorga.

    • edub says:

      I have a minimal interest in seeing guys like Penn or Diaz test themselves against boxers of Mayorga’s ilk (Washed up good boxers, journeyman).

      However, this garbage shouldn’t be rewarded.

      • Black Dog says:

        I agree, edub, but it probably will be. Dana loves the thought of turning UFC into the WWE, and in that line, Mayorga would be perfect as a heel. Whether he wins or loses doesn’t matter; more ignorant goons will put up the money for PPVs to either watch Mayorga put up, or get shut up.

        Mayorga may have been a great fighter, and he may still have all his Central American machismo in place, but the first time an experienced MMA figher takes him down, he will have nowhere to go. Would not be surprised if someone targets Mayorga’s leg, and forces him to tap out to a heel hook or an STF. That would be nice, and Mayorga can take his money and run back to Managua to find women he can beat up, or whatever it is he does now.

        • The Gaijin says:

          Again, I don’t think he’s looking to fight them in mma – I think he saw that a Zuffa fighter was going to “box” against a guy like Lacy and thinks he can “Toney” his way into getting a boxing match with another Zuffa fighter.

          LOL – an STF? Really now…

        • Chuck says:

          LOL what?! An STF? Sorry buddy, but I don’t think that’s a real submission. And how it’s not a real submission? Masahiro Chono won the IWGP title only ONCE, back in 1998, so there!

          But Mayorga has I bet ZERO grappling experience, so BJ Penn probably could win via STF.

          And why do the facelock? Might as well go for the choke. And entrapping the opponent’s leg with your legs is too much work. No one person who isn’t a stroke victim or anything like that going to lay there while his opponent entraps the lag and waits for the facelock or choke.

          Yeah, I know I am dissecting that part of the post too much, but mentioning the STF as a real submission is silly. Might as well add the dropkick and the enzugiri as legit kicks. Well, the enzugiri as a counter of sorts maybe (to a wrestler going for a single leg but standing up with it. Yeah, total pro wrestling BS), but still not very probable.

  11. sammy says:

    I’m not interested in any boxer coming to MMA unless he’s already got wrestling or BJJ experience. For instance, Kermit Cintron. Great KO power, and success at high school (and some college, i believe) wrestling. But in general, the James Toney debacle proved the point.

    As for MMA fighters going to boxing, I’m fine with it. It will simply prove the same point. And if it gets nick diaz to shut up then I’m all for it.

  12. Jim says:

    Note that that’s not a Verified Account. I think the broken English is too perfectly hilarious to actually be Mayorga.

  13. Kid Nate says:

    That’s not Mayorga’s twitter. You’ve been punked.

    Ed. — First off, thank you. Second, I am actually bizarrely relieved.