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Bruce Buffer’s lesson of the day: MMA fighters should not fight angry pit bulls

By Zach Arnold | May 27, 2010

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From his radio show on Tuesday, I know this story is ‘old news’ and I’ll give more background links at the end of the passage, but the way Bruce told the story at the beginning of his show was simply amusing to listen to.

“Did you hear about TUF’s I hope to say his name right, I haven’t announced him yet, Kyasey Uscola being attacked by pit bulls?

“OK, well, get ready for this. This is freaky. .. and this goes to show how tough MMA fighters on the level that these guys fight are. He was actually walking on the side of the TUF house on the road when these Pits ran up to him, they sort of ran up to him and they cornered him. Now like he claims like an idiot he didn’t run when he should have run, so he squared off with them, he sliced his hand punching one in the teeth, he got chunks bitten out of his shoulder, his hip, his hamstring. Now you want to know where the money shot was? He got bit right through the urethra on his penis. Yep. Yep. Bit a hole right through the urethra. Unbelievable. So, he’s supposedly he’s fine now but you want to talk about freaking out? That’s a freak out.

“Well, you know, shock sets in afterwards but if he’s listening I hope you’re OK because wow, I mean that literally he could have had a career-ending injury if not died being attacked by pit bulls and one last thing, I’m an animal lover and everybody gives pit bulls a bad rap. The bad rap goes with the people that own the pit bulls, that over breed them and idiots like you know football players that we know of that have you know had dog fights with them and whether they serve their time or not it’s just a horrific situation. Pit bulls are actually a wonderful animal. Raised properly, they’re a fantastic dog. Great dog. Beautiful dog, too.”

The picture they used (from Flickr) of the sink with blood in it is gross and Cage Potato asked the obvious question about where the security was given how many camera crews are in the fighters’ faces all the time.

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4 Responses to “Bruce Buffer’s lesson of the day: MMA fighters should not fight angry pit bulls”

  1. Fluyid says:

    “Pit bulls are actually a wonderful animal. Raised properly, they’re a fantastic dog. Great dog. Beautiful dog, too.”

    The guy’s really fortunate to get off as light as he did.

    I absolutely love pit bulls, but I hate that there are so many owners who can’t get it right. I see irresponsible collie owners, but there’s not the same amount of danger with most other breeds. I don’t know what the answer is.

  2. Cory says:

    It didn’t actually happen at the the TUF house, whoever transcribed the interview added that. It happened in his own neigborhood after filming completed.

    • Zach Arnold says:

      It didn’t actually happen at the the TUF house, whoever transcribed the interview added that. It happened in his own neighborhood after filming completed.

      I did a literal translation of what Buffer said. But, yes, your point is valid.

  3. Fightlinker says:

    The misunderstanding came from the initial report on BE where the transcriber added [TUF] even though it occurred just after the show ended. Everyone else just repeated the mistake from there.

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