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Junie Browning’s white trash version of Rick Rude’s gimmick

By Zach Arnold | November 29, 2009

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He’s really sorry, you know:

Then the microphone was handed to Junie and the arena filled with boos. Junie said, “I try to come out here and put on a show. If you don’t like it, then fuck ya’ll!” This actually brought out a few cheers. Then Junie had a special message for the ladies. He said, “LADIES, AFTER THIS I WANT TWO LINES, ONE FOR SUCKING, AND ONE FOR FUCKING.” He dropped the mic to the ground and walked out of the cage. The boos were deafening.

That ought to help him in his assault court case in Nevada. Oof. If only he had called the crowd a bunch of inbred inner-city sweathogs… On the bright side, at least he didn’t say what he is alleged to have to said in the Vegas incident…

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19 Responses to “Junie Browning’s white trash version of Rick Rude’s gimmick”

  1. darkbrownie says:

    someone said Junie was completely wasted, hopped up on something in this fight.

  2. Mark says:

    I’m all for putting on a little show for self promotion, but if I was in Junie’s legal situation I would be spending my time volunteering at nursing homes, reading to children and dishing out food to the homeless.

    And certainly wouldn’t go all “What I’d like right now is for all of you fat, out of shape, corncob sucking, mouthbreathing, Indiana Hoosier hillbillies to get a look at what a real mentally ill suicidal alcoholic man looks like standing before you continuing to self destruct as people care less and less.”

    someone said Junie was completely wasted, hopped up on something in this fight.

    So he was more interested in methamphetamine lines than lady lines?

  3. jr says:

    Junie was voted “most likely to end up on a sex offender registry” in the Bourbon County High School yearbook

  4. 45 Huddle says:

    If people stop talking about him, he will go away. It’s not like he is on TV at all…

  5. IceMuncher says:

    That won’t happen. The media goes with the stories that get the hits, and controversy gets a ton of hits.

    You publish a feel-good article about Nate Quarry saving puppies, you get 15 comments. You publish an article about War Machine going berserk at porn industry party, you get 300 comments.

  6. The Gaijin says:

    Well it looks as if he’s in good company, slash, was already one-upped by a Mr. War Machine.

    Apparently he was at some adult video industry party, went berzerk and assaulted multiple people (and possibly police) and is currently hiding out if you believe his twiitering.

  7. Ivan Trembow says:

    In related news, Jon “War Machine” Koppenhaver had another violent outburst last night. This blurb courtesy of the Observer web site:

    “–And begat War Machine. Last night at a big party for a major porn star, War Machine went nuts. He threw a few punches at his own agent, and hit anyone who tried to break it up. AdultFYI.com said “This looked like something out of a bad Vince McMahon script as this guy War Machine went nuts and began taking everyone on at this party.”

    –Wouldn’t you know it, one of my friends was at the party and didn’t want to give full details because the police are going to be after Mr. Machine:

    “I attended a Bday party for a well known porn chick last night in LA and former UFC fighter and now male porn star War Machine showed up. He was invited and was being normal and cool…Something happened with him and another porn chick (believed to be a girl he’s dating) and all hell broke loose…He snapped (roid rage) and broke one guys’ nose, knocked out another guys’ tooth, and knocked out another guy who had to be taken to the hospital. ..Police and paramedics were called…War Machine was able to get away before the cops arrived…He has since been taken off of his agents’ site and needless to say his career in porn may be no more.”

    –And because some people simply can’t help themselves, Mr. Machine on Twitter said: “Fuck…last night was NOT good…lil’ misunderstanding and then WM was back in effect and the bodies hit the floor. I’m fucked…Pretty sure my porn days are over. Prolly be going to jail too…when they find me…haha!””

  8. Jonathan says:

    From reading that last bit about War Machine, I take it that he is “proud” of what “War Machine” does…like it is another person that he cannot control, ala the Hulk…and that “War Machine does what War Machine does” kind of gimmick…except it is not a gimmick with him.

    Dude needs a life awakening…maybe going to jail would be good for him. But I fear he might end up dead…can’t live forever.

  9. David M says:

    They both need to be in jail. MMA brings out crazy white trash racists like nobody’s business.

  10. Tim says:

    I don’t know about anybody else, but I would love to see Junie wearing some airbrushed trunks with his face on them.

  11. Mike says:

    I would be more than happy for both of them to go to jail and never be associated with MMA ever again.

  12. Safari Punch says:

    The man is a LEGEND.

    That is all.

  13. skwirrl says:

    Skinhead white guys with tattoos rolling around like homosexuals on the ground. Who would ever imagine these type of people would get in trouble with the law?

  14. Oops! says:

    Ken Shamrock, Royce Gracie and Kazushi Sakuraba are Legends.

    War Machine and Junie Browning are JOKES.

    Get your facts right.

  15. Sal says:

    Ken shamrock?!?!?

    You couldve used a better example than that. Talk about roid rage…

  16. Oops! says:

    Ken Shamrock fought all over Japan in the early 90’s. Beat Masakatsu Funaki, Bas Rutten, Maurice Smith, and Dan Severn. To me that make’s him a Legend.

    Or am I wrong?

    He’s a legend. Might disagree with the man. But he is who he is.

  17. Mark says:

    Pancrase was originally a work, so you should discount Ken’s fights there. They had to start shooting when people realized how different they looked from legit UFC and other early MMA fights. None of those fighters will admit if they were real or not so that tells you right away.

    War Machine needs severe mental help. It’s like he’s on a mission to top his last insane stunt. And when he makes comments on Twitter about planning to murder a bunch of people he hates before committing suicide, you can’t write those off as jokes when he goes on a porno rampage.

    I also love how he’s hiding from police but continues using Twitter to update everybody. What an idiot.

  18. Plenty of fighters will discuss what Pancrase was and what it wasn’t.

  19. Mark says:

    Which fighters have admitted it? Interviews I’ve seen with Rutten and Shamrock both had refusals to talk when asked if it was really worked. Other fighters danced around the question by saying it isn’t staged (now) but won’t give a solid answer to ’93 – ’96 that most people believe should have put the emphasis on “wrestling” over “hybrid”.

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