“Also, I think it would be a solid MMA meme if after every Bisping fight, we all just posted vulgar non-sequiturs and attributed them to Bisping.”

I actually laughed out loud. Props to the Breen Machine.

“The Pope told him it was okay to have a mistress.”

“He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.”

“He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the bastards!”

“You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!”

“He has dandruff the size of mice!”

“Michael Bisping was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!”

“He’s a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.”

“He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen.”